Twins Look For Rebound With Pavano

With the way the Minnesota Twins have been playing against the Chicago White Sox over the last few seasons, you’d almost have to call the Pale Hose a slump buster for the Twins.

What’s a slumpbuster, you say?

Well, let’s just call it a ‘confidence boost’. Yeah, about that…

The Twins, who have dominated the Sox more than any one team has dominated another in baseball in recent history, came up short last night, losing 5-3. In short, they couldn’t score with the fat chick at closing time.

That’s because, for the most part, the Twins have been looking to score in gay bars more often than not this season. And not that there’s anything wrong with that. but if you need gain your confidence back, hitting on fat lesbians usually isn’t the best solution.

So tonight, the Twins will be out on the town again, this time with Carl ‘Look At My Pornstache’ Pavano, and they’ll be hitting the night club scene with the shirt un buttoned one button too far, a little too much cologne, and one extra gold chain, just to make sure.

First pitch is at 6:10 CST from Target Field.

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