Once again, we're going to give you the short, short version of this week's National Football League picks. I'm already behind the 8-ball this week thanks to another misfire in the Thursday night match-up. . .I might just stop picking Thursday night games all together at this rate. (Not really, but I haven't gotten many of them right.)

So, with that, here are this week's picks, with the numbers brought to you by the folks at OddsShark.

Game of the Week: New York Giants at San Francisco 49ers (-6.5)
Straight-up: 49ers, ATS: Giants

Lock of the Week: Detroit Lions at Philadelphia Eagles (-3.5)
Straight-up: Eagles, ATS: Eagles

Upset of the Week: St. Louis Rams at Miami Dolphins (-5)
Straight-up: Rams, ATS: Rams

The Rest of the Week

Kansas City Chiefs at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-4)
Straight-up: Buccaneers, ATS: Chiefs

Indianapolis Colts at New York Jets (-3)
Straight-up: Colts, ATS: Colts

Cincinnati Bengals (-2.5) at Cleveland Browns
Straight-up: Bengals, ATS: Bengals

Dallas Cowboys at Baltimore Ravens (-3)
Straight-up: Ravens, ATS: Ravens

Oakland Raiders at Atlanta Falcons (-9.5)
Straight-up: Falcons, ATS: Falcons

New England Patriots (-3.5) at Seattle Seahawks
Straight-up: Patriots, ATS: Seahawks

Buffalo Bills at Arizona Cardinals (-4)
Straight-up: Cardinals, ATS: Cardinals

Green Bay Packers at Houston Texans (-3.5)
Straight-up: Texans, ATS: Texans

Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers (pick 'em)
Straight-up: Chargers, ATS: Chargers

Record Straight-up last week: 9-4
Record Straight-up for the season: 44-28

Record ATS last week: 6-7
Record ATS for the season: 30-41-1

Lock of the Week for the season: 4-1 straight-up, 1-4 against the spread
Upset of the Week for the season: 2-3 straight-up, 3-2 against the spread