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Wrestlemania XXVII: Corre Defeated In Eight-Man Tag Match

It's going to take me longer to type up this recap than it took this match to take place.

We expected this one to be a schmozz, and that's exactly what it turned out to be. It started out as an actual match, but it eventually erupted into a Pier Four brawl. . .they didn't actually wrestle long enough to make it to Pier Six. . .and Heath Slater found himself in the ring with Santino Marella and the Big Show. Santino loaded up the COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, and hit Slater with it, and then Big Show hit Slater with the Greco-Roman punch to the head for the three count and the win.

Winner: Santino Marella/Kofi Kingston/The Big Show/Kane via pinfall with the Knockout Punch.

Backstage, we see The Rock with Divas champion Eve Torres, promising to make a Wrestlemania memory for the next person that comes around the corner.

Cue Mae Young, who Rock refers to as a Diva-saurus. Eve escorts Mae to her seat, and when Rock complains that it wasn't anyone else. . .cue AUSTIN AUSTIN BAH GAWD AUSTIN 3:16! The two men talk for a bit, say it's good to see each other, and. . .that's it.

Well, then. . .filler segment. Nice. Next up, we have C.M. Punk and Randy Orton going one-on-one.

Photographs by Micah Taylor, clairity, and Fibonacci Blue used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.