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B1G Coaches 12 Man MMA Battle Royal...Who Ya Got?

Dan Patrick interviewed OSU coach Luke Fickell, and asked an irreverent question: In a 12 man MMA battle royal between him and the other 11 conference coaches, who would win?

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Obviously, Fickell picked himself, but College Football Talk seeded the coaches 2-12 behind Fickell.

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Where did CFT put Gophers coach Jerry Kill? A surprising 4th, behind Wisconsin’s Bret Bielema, Nebraska’s Bo Pelini, and the immortal JoePa.

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Their reasoning:

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4.) Jerry Kill, Minnesota — Forget the glasses and eighth-grade-phys-ed-teacher look; the man’s surname is a verb that means “to deprive of life in any manner”.

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Photographs by Micah Taylor, clairity, and Fibonacci Blue used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.