Dan Patrick interviewed OSU coach Luke Fickell, and asked an irreverent question: In a 12 man MMA battle royal between him and the other 11 conference coaches, who would win?
↵Obviously, Fickell picked himself, but College Football Talk seeded the coaches 2-12 behind Fickell.
↵Where did CFT put Gophers coach Jerry Kill? A surprising 4th, behind Wisconsin’s Bret Bielema, Nebraska’s Bo Pelini, and the immortal JoePa.
↵Their reasoning:
↵↵↵4.) Jerry Kill, Minnesota — Forget the glasses and eighth-grade-phys-ed-teacher look; the man’s surname is a verb that means “to deprive of life in any manner”.
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