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Predictions For December 30 Bowl Games - Bring Forth The Haikus

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The Big Ten is done with bowls until New Year's Day, but bowl season doesn't stop just for that. There are four games on the slate for today in the college football world. Unfortunately, yours truly is going to be out of the house for most of the day and, therefore, unable to put a lengthy preview together for each one. So, in order to keep the picks going (for entertainment purposes only, of course), here are my predictions for all of today's bowl games in haiku form.

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Armed Forces Bowl - 11:00 AM Central, ESPN

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Army in a bowl
That's an SMU home game
Sorry there, Black Knights

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SB Nation Minnesota prediction: SMU 38, Army 27

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Pinstripe Bowl - 2:30 PM Central, ESPN

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Yankee Stadium
Think K-State may win this one?
Fuhgedaboutit.

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SB Nation Minnesota prediction: Syracuse 27, Kansas State 24

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Music City Bowl - 5:30 PM Central, ESPN

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Both teams started slow
Looking for better finish
Tarheels end stronger

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SB Nation Minnesota prediction: North Carolina 30, Tennessee 24

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Holiday Bowl - 9:00 PM Central, ESPN

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Washington's not good
Nebraska heads for Big Ten
After huge bowl win

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SB Nation Minnesota prediction: Nebraska 45, Washington 20

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SB Nation Minnesota record thus far: 8-6

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Photographs by Micah Taylor, clairity, and Fibonacci Blue used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.