Former Minnesota Golden Gopher and current New Jersey Net Kris Humphries married former sex tape star and current reality TV star Kim Kardashian in a lavish, made-for-TV wedding back on August 20. The ceremony was reported to cost $10 million.â†µ
According to the good folks at TMZ, if the reports are true, that equates to approximately $138,888 for every day the couple actually stayed married.â†µ
Yes, the "happy" couple has apparently filed for separation, with the bride citing "irreconcilable differences." The date of separation is listed as today, 31 October 2011, which means that they actually managed to make it for 72 whole days. They managed to not last as long as Humphries' Gophers career, however.â†µ
I'm sure this is going to be worked into an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians somehow. Maybe they'll do a "very special episode," since that's generally a pretty good sign of a show being on its last legs.â†µ
We should be so fortunate.