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Vikings' CB Frank Walker Wants To Help You Out

Has the economy got you down? Are you one of the millions of Americans that finds themselves either out of work or underemployed and need a little bit of help to make ends meet.

Well, if you are, I have somebody I'd like you to meet. . .Vikings' cornerback Frank Walker. He's got jobs to offer, and it doesn't take a whole lot to be qualified for the type of work he wants you to do.

Walker has taken to Twitter to seek the help that he and a friend of his need to get their newest venture off the ground.

New porn site coming soon and my boy is looking for females. Paying like 200 to 700 per hour.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Frank Walker is getting into the porn business. . .along with a friend, apparently. . .and he wants your help.

Well, he doesn't really want YOUR help. . .unless you know some really hot girls that are willing to take their clothes off and get it on for money, I mean. Then he may be interested in what you have to say.

So, if you want to help ol' Frank out, or know somebody that might be interested. . .you know, send him a message on Twitter or something, I guess. My finder's fee can be discussed at a later time.

Photographs by Micah Taylor, clairity, and Fibonacci Blue used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.